Bud Selig leads a  charmed life. He's the commissioner of Major League Baseball. In 2007 he was  paid higher than all but three players in baseball (click  here). He survived even after a season was cancelled by the player  strike. But I think he's sort of lost it. He first wanted to suspend Alex  Rodriguez (click  here) when the news that he had done steroids leaked (and return Hank  Aaron to the title of "official all-time home-run king"). Now Mr. Selig  says that he doesn't want blame for what happened in baseball with regards  to steroids (click  here).
 Let me start by  explaining that positive test that got released about Alex Rodriguez was  supposed to be an anonymous test in 2003. What was the punishment for failing a  test that year? Nothing...because it was anonymous. Or supposed to be. During  the Barry Bonds investigation, the United States government seized the 104  positive test results from that season. The one name that has leaked so far has  been A-Rod. Although taking "illegal drugs" was banned in  baseball since the early 90s, a punishment for steroids  wasn't instituted until 2004. So what Bud Selig wants to do is go back in  time to 2003, when there was no punishment for steroids (mostly because he  didn't have enough guts to stand up to the forces around him and demand such),  and suspend A-Rod for a test that Selig shouldn't even know that A-Rod  failed. 
 Let's put this in  another context (entering fantasy world...)
 Let's say that  you run a company called Initech. Let's say that you sort of knew that  everyone in your company was doing some sort of drug that was making them more  productive. It may be illegal, it may not, but hey, they are certainly putting  up good numbers and your company has never been more  profitable. One of your employees, Bob, is creating too much  trouble, though, around the office and you decide to let him go. Bob's upset by  the situation and alerts a lot of people to the fact that he thinks everyone in  your company is doing an illegal drug to keep productive. You sweep this under  the rug. This guy was disruptive when he was here, who knows if this is true,  and even if it is, who is going to believe Bob or care. You have another  guy, Bill, who is a star employee so you really hope he's just going to  fill in for Bob. He's won a couple of employee of the month awards and really  seems like he's going to make a lot of people forget about Bob. Bob says  some things about Bill on his way out but you dismiss these as well.  
 Backing up a few  years before this, you had decided that because people are getting  sick too often, you wanted to institute a health screening to determine  healthcare premiums. You take blood from everyone for the purpose of testing  cholesterol and whether they are a smoker and some other factors. It's anonymous  because of HIPPA so you have no clue anything other than if the person's  premiums are going up or not. Some of your employees are still worried  about privacy rights but you assure them that it is in the form that  they sign that Initech can't use the test for anything other than a simple  health-related screening and can't fire you for any of the  results. 
 All of a sudden  Bob gets busted in his new company for doing an illegal drug. He says to the  police that the drug is for his cholesterol. He says that he had really bad  cholesterol for years and needed to take it. The police come to Initech and ask  you for the blood results for Bob to see if this was true. Under order of  subpoena, you are forced to hand over all the blood tests. For good measure, you  make a new rule that anyone caught doing this drug will be fired immediately.  You didn't have that rule in place already because there seemed no reason to and  you already had a rule about "abusing".
 The person  testing the blood for the police, Joe, finds in inordinate amount of  illegal drug in Bob's test. He thinks that maybe others are doing it as  well. Joe takes a few and tests them and they all come back positive. Those  weren't part of the subpoena, but Joe figures he might as well tell his  friend who works for the local newspaper. He won't tell him much except that the  new star earner for Initech, Bill, is also using this drug and that's probably  why Bill and the company are so successful.
 Suddenly you  find out about what's going on in Initech. You already suspected that it was  going on, but you can't believe that Bill was doing it, as well as Bob and  others. So you decide to take decisive action. You tell Bill that you're  thinking of firing him for what he had done in the past...even though it really  wasn't explicitly banned and you weren't ever supposed to see that blood test or  even test it for anything other than what was needed for the health assessment.  You also inform him that you're taking away his employee of the month awards.  You further let the public know that you weren't to blame for what was going  on. It was the employees doing illegal things, not you. "Why would  anyone blame me for this?" you say...
 Ok...back to  reality. How many of those things at the end would you get away with as the head  of a company or as a Human Resource professional? Probably  none. 
 
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